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Darn, I'm glad I'm not blind.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
My heart is like a cabbage...When it's split in two, the leaves I give to anyone, but the heart I give to you.
Do you have morning breath? Because we can pick up some Scope on the way to my house.
Let me buy you food, and eat all you want. You're so hot, the fat will just burn right off.
Wow. You look even better when I'm not drunk!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special!
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=69?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way!
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
I'm new in town, could I have derections to your house?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
There must be something wtong with my eyes. I can't take them off you!
Was your father a theif? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes!
If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine-fine-fine written all over you!
I can't wait until tomorrow, because you look better every day!
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I toghether!
I must be in heaven, cause I've seen an angel.
Do you have a quarter? Because I told my mom I'd call her when I found the girl of my dreams!
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven!
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
Bond. James Bond.
Hello, I'm a theif, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I had no idea angels could fly so low!
I have only three months to live...
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (no.) Well, then, please start.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
On the cellphone of life, you've dialed the number to my heart.
Hubba hubba! You make my socks roll up and down!
Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
What was that sound? Oh, it was my heart breaking.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You must be a hell of a theif, because you stole my heart from across the room.
Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine.
"Ouch! My tooth hurts!" "Why?" "Because you are soooo sweet!"
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? Because you're body is really kickin'.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print!
Are you religious? Because you're the answers to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Hello, Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I must be a snowflake, cuz I've fallen for you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been looking for!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
When I marry, I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this colour...Blizzard Blue. It was my favourite colour and I could never figure out why. But I just realized, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi. Are you cute?
I'm easy. Are you
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